Xenophilius’ barista is a boggart. When he orders, it asks: “and how do you spell that?”
The baristas keep brewing hot coffee for their most recent batch of customers, but by the time the dementors pick it up, it’s iced coffee.
The Giant Squid orders ten black coffees, then asks if there are any sizes bigger than the trenta.
Instead of installing a bell over the door, the baristas hang a portrait of Sir Cadogan. He convinces himself that each new customer is the first of an invading army.
Aragog brings his entire family to the Starbucks for lunch, but they’re not interested in coffee.
Hagrid orders two steaming hot coffees and sits at a table in the corner to drink them. They’re really hot. One is on fire. He’s smuggled a dragon under his coat. The baristas call security.
Newt Scamander orders a small nonfat latte, and takes it to go in a big hurry. He returns years later and orders three venti frappuccinos in different flavors. The entirety of the Starbucks watches the baristas concoct them, waiting with bated breath to see how they will turn out.
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