Frog and Toad

Frog and Toad go up to the counter.
Frog orders a chai latte. Toad orders a 55-gallon drum of cookies.
Toad has no will power. Toad and the barista eat all of the cookies just standing there at the counter.
“You have no will power!” Frog exclaims, sipping his chai latte in the corner.
Frog is reading The Bell Jar. Toad is still eating the cookies.
When they are both quite finished, they walk together out onto the street and go antiquing for the rest of the afternoon.
Frog is looking for a bedroom set. Toad is looking for more cookies.

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